Boyfriend Answer
a distortion of the truth or flat out lie usually told by a boyfriend to keep the self esteem of the girlfriend or other chick friend unreasonably high.
chet: no baby i love how high pitched your laugh is, it reminds me of how feminine you are.
elizabeth: awe thank you honey i love how good you make me feel.
(later that day)
chet: oh my god billy have you heard how high pitched and annoying elizabeth’s laugh is.
billy: yeah dude its really bad, but what did you say when she asked.
chet: oh i just gave a boyfriend answer.
a boyfriend answer usually consists of bullsh-t, bullsh-t and more bullsh-t. the “boyfriend” will try to get in the girls pants and when he does this successfully, will dump her without getting married or making a real committment causing her to feel like waste. he’ll also abuse her physically and psychologically similar to a slave and leave her on the side of the road to be hit by p-ssing cows. after he is through he’ll continue in his search for more unsuspecting victims….
boyfriend; do you love me?
girlfriend; of course i feel like i’ve known you forever……
boyfriend; do want to spend forever with me?
girlfriend; of course my love
the following day; boyfriend answer; f-ck it chuck it
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