boyfriend bench


the bench designated for boyfriends to sit on, usually outside a fitting room, while their girlfriends shop and try-on clothes.
mark: dude, i hate shopping with my girlfriend.

ron: let me guess…she makes you go store to store and hang out on the boyfriend bench.

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