someone who is basically a girls b-tch forever. he is forced to do her ch-r-s. he can never put his foot down. she owns him.
guy: hey lets go to the movies
guy 2: sorry me and my girl are going to shop for food. i’m buying, driving, everything.
guy: you her b-tch bro
guy 2: no i’m the boyfriend of the year
i have a crush on you. when you’re far too scared to tell the person so you just write them a hidden message through initials. you chicken piece of sh-t. “hey” “hi, how’s it going?” “ihacoy” “what the f-ck does that mean” “idk.”
- matthew roger guichard
a really nice young man he is a matthew roger guichard because he bought me chipotle one time.
a person that overcompensates beyond the level of a f-cking peac-ck. they have such a big ego you could commit suicide by jumping down from their ego to their iq. use in sentence: john: “i am gonna beat you down so hard you will get internal bleeding and be stuck in a coma…. (insert more […]
- spinning alex
a round oval shaped guy named alex. most likely at universal studios as the spinning globe. let’s meet up at the spinning alex.
one who publicly espouses progressive views (often with vague lipservice paid to wanting “peace”), but supports politicians and policies that are favorable to the war machine. johnny is a cuckoohawk piece of sh-t. he pretends to be woke, but probably works for correct the record.