someone who is basically a girls b*tch forever. he is forced to do her ch*r*s. he can never put his foot down. she owns him.
guy: hey lets go to the movies
guy 2: sorry me and my girl are going to shop for food. i’m buying, driving, everything.
guy: you her b*tch bro
guy 2: no i’m the boyfriend of the year
i have a crush on you. when you’re far too scared to tell the person so you just write them a hidden message through initials. you chicken piece of sh*t. “hey” “hi, how’s it going?” “ihacoy” “what the f*ck does that mean” “idk.”
- matthew roger guichard
a really nice young man he is a matthew roger guichard because he bought me chipotle one time.
a person that overcompensates beyond the level of a f*cking peac*ck. they have such a big ego you could commit suicide by jumping down from their ego to their iq. use in sentence: john: “i am gonna beat you down so hard you will get internal bleeding and be stuck in a coma…. (insert more […]
- spinning alex
a round oval shaped guy named alex. most likely at universal studios as the spinning globe. let’s meet up at the spinning alex.