Boyfriend Points
when the man does something correct and the girl gain respect for him
girl: wow you get some boyfriend points for knowing all of that about me
when a new boyfriend does whatever he thinks his girlfriend would like, such as following her around. quite like being whipped, but doing so just to get in her pants. enough boyfriend points gets you to score.
guy 1: dude, that new guy is all over that ugly girl.
guy 2: yeah he’s going for some boyfriend points.
guy 1: that makes sense.
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