boyfriend-proof
v.: to hide things that one may not want a boyfriend to see, such as; letters from ex-boyfriends, pictures of you with old boyfriends, trinkets gathered from dates with ex-boyfriends, that picture of you before you felt confident with your body, anything that has to do with an ex-boyfriend or a male friend.
vicky: hey do you still have that picture of you, jimmy, my date and i from when we went on that group date?
heather: oh yeah, its in a 7th shoe box from the right in my closet, i just boyfriend-proofed my room because sam is coming over tonight.
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