boys upstate
prison inmates. upstate is a another word for the slammer.
mike: “so worm, how are the boys upstate treatin’ you?”
worm: “not so good. i dropped the soap yesterday.”
mike: “ouch. so some guy showed you his worm?”
worm: “not exactly. i didn’t see it, but i sure as h-ll felt it.”
mike: “awwww shiiiiit. you’d better get some ice for that.”
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