boys will be boys


what soccer moms say when their son has just done something awful. this statement implies that any negative behavior should be excused on the grounds that boys are always doing things that are wrong, and need to be treated with a degree of leniency that borders on insanity.
bystander: oh my g-d, that kid is raping a nun!!
soccer mom: oh, well, you know. boys will be boys. i’m sure he just had a hard day at school.
an out-dated catch phrase that was used to excuse adolecent mischief, such as stealing a cooling pie from a kitchen window, or not eating your vegetables. outdated because adolecent mischief now includes rape, murder, car theft, drug abuse, and arson. such things therefore require severe legal punishments in a criminal court instead of simply writing these heinous acts off as “boys will be boys.”
“oh no! two armed students have m-ssacred a bunch of fellow students!!!”

“well, boys will be boys…”
an excuse that people make for a young guy doing something stupid.
high-school princ-p-l: “your son cut cl-ss to smoke a joint and tag the women’s locker room. we caught him in there, in a compromising position with two girls.”

mother of 18-year-old: “well, he shouldn’t be doing that…but boys will be boys, i suppose.”
the biggest, pithiest, bullsh-ttest excuse for male behavior that is otherwise legally/morally unacceptable from birth to the grave. covers socially perverse actions that no girl could ever get away with without the label to the effect of “weird/evil” or “wh-r-“, i.e. like fighting, having promiscuous s-x, cruelty to people and animals, or any behavior combining selfishness and aggression.
teacher 1: last week, one of my students mooned the cl-ss. when i called his father, he apologized, laughed and said “boys will be boys.”
teacher 2: true enough.
teacher 1: a few days later, his daughter did the same thing. he came down, mortified, and spanked her right in the princ-p-l’s office.
teacher 2: sounds fair.
a term used to describe male teen behavior. applies to fights, poor grades, p-rn, smoking, drugs, booze.
princ-p-l: mrs.jones, you son was caught drunk smoking a joint in the bathroom while beating up a student and reading a penthouse magazine, all while failing algebra 2.

mrs. jones: boys will be boys
1] common phrases used to essentially forgive and forget something that a boy has done, by saying since he is a boy it was just inevitable that he did it.

2] an amazing band :d
1] (mother): johnny was hiding p-rn and cigarettes under his bed!
(father): well boys will be boys. hey johnny, how about me and you go get some beer and go to a strip club!

2] a: hey baby let’s shout shout crazy, we’re young and in love and you’re my best best buddy!
b: that’s a catchy song, who sings it?
a: boys will be boys, they’re my obsession :d

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