boytarded

theres only one commonly known symptom of boytardation and thats not being able to get a boyfriend. boytarded is only used if you are exceptionally good looking. if you’re ugly then being boytarded is not an excuse as to why you have no boyfriend.
girl, i think i’m boytarded. i mean, why can’t i get a man who can give me what i want?

first person:i think i’m boy r-t-rded.
second person: no, you’re just ugly.

when a boy you like makes you act r-t-rded.
girl: greg is such a hottie!

friend: why don’t you go talk to him?

girl: no way! he makes me all boytarded and nervous and i can’t talk, i just ramble and act stupid whenever i’m around him!
when you commit an act of idiocy for which the only reason is that you are a boy.
billy blew off his fingers with fireworks because he’s boytarded like that
adjective: a description of melodramatic, exaggerated, adrenaline fueled acts of idiocy that are glorified by the male gender. these acts, such as “death races in super armored battle cars”, “pimping with 20 women, all double ds!”, “riding a flaming motorcycle to h-ll that runs on heroine!” as you will often seen depicted in movies, comic books and video games are aimed at young males to make them feel better about leading their otherwise dull lives, are referred to by this description. mild negative connotation.
brian: “dude! that armor-piercing missile launcher attached to the giant mecha is awesome! almost as awesome as the blue haired pilot, i want to get on that bubble booty and those gigantic t-ts!”

sheila: -rolls eyes- brian, that is so boytarded!

example in media: death race (the movie) and warhammer 40k
theres only one commonly known symptom of boytardation and thats not being able to get a boyfriend. boytarded is only used if you are exceptionally good looking. if you’re ugly then being boytarded is not an excuse as to why you have no boyfriend.
girl, i think i’m boytarded. i mean, i can’t get a boyfriend.

first person: i think i’m boytarded.
second person: no, you’re just ugly.