Bozo the Clown

bozo the clown

this is a time sensitive s-x move that can only be done a few days of the month. while banging your woman who is on her rags in the -ss from behind, right before c-mming you pull her tampon out and shove your hand up her sn-tch. pull the red blood filled hand out and proceed to paint her face with your sh-t covered c-ck, blood filled hand and finish off the clown mask with a nice white coat of c-m. this will result in divorce so do not attempt if you are married.
i never want to see that woman again, so i gave her the “bozo the clown” so she would never come back.
bozo the clown is a variation of the spiderman. a normal spiderman is where the man -j-c-l-t-s into his hand, and shoots the s-m-n into the females face. bozo the clown is the same, except that confetti is also used in the mixture. clown-like additions are encouraged to add authenticity; clown nose, small “honk honk” horn, unicycle, etc.
so i put on my clown outfit the other day and pulled a bozo the clown on betty; we laughed and laughed. it was beautiful.
when a guy bends a naked woman over and sticks his nose in her -sshole and yells, “look everybody! i’m bozo the clown,” as he hums the circus theme song, “da da da da da da da da da!”
my boyfriend always makes me laugh when he bends me over that kitchen table when he’s on his unicycle and performs one of them bozo the clowns!
when a person goes down on a woman and comes up with blood around the mouth making him or her look like bozo the clown.
after going down on my girlfriend i realized she was on her period. i came up looking like bozo the clown.