BP DT DTF
an acronym that stands for beer pong, down town, down to f-ck.
a lifestyle originated by a group of visionary utexas college students in austin, tx.
typical thursday/friday/sat-rday night:
10 pm:
brethren congregate with copious amounts of beer to cap off the week and indulge in the play of good ol’ beer pong, while loud edm/dub step music plays in the background. girls often surround the bp table, laughing and cheering on the men.
11.30 pm:
after several rounds of bp, the men reach a checkpoint as they start thinking about leaving their premises to go downtown (6th street).
but before leaving, in the spur of the moment, the men shotgun a beer while chanting “let’s get weird” at the top of their lungs.
midnight:
arrive downtown. start off with jagerbombs. then, go bar hopping to get really hammered and to then find hot women who are dtf.
2 am
eat at big bite/kerbey lane cafe, or get delicious trailer food. occasionally, mess with/con people to see their reactions.
4 am
p-ss out with bros or sleep with a hoe. (bro before hoe, unless hoe wants the bro)
11 am – 1 pm
eat brunch with the bros and rehash the events of yesternight for anyone who suffered a blackout event.
bro 1: “yo bro, what do you want to do this fine friday night?”
bro 2: “let us follow our tradition of bp dt dtf”
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