BPQ


(better products quicker) – a corporate bullsh-t process in which would-be contributing and talented employees are burdened with huge volumes of useless paperwork and doc-mentation resulting in low quality products and missed unachievable deadlines. the process is cleverly disguised as a means to achieve higher quality and better efficiency, but it is merely a way to gather enough doc-mentation to outsource jobs to india and hire more incompetent middle managers.
joe: are you going to happy hour tonight?
larry: no, i f-cking have to work all weekend.
joe: why? you’ve been busting your -ss all week.
larry: yeah, just trying to get all my f-cking bpq doc-mentation done. i have to do my regular job on nights and weekends.

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