brabies


a viral social disease that causes an immediate desire to reproduce. this virus is transmitted by a variety of vectors, including exposure to children’s playgrounds, visits by nieces and nephews, reality television, glossy magazines, nagging parents.

signs and symptoms: cooing, wistful staring at small hats and gloves, reading books of names, aversion to latex…
“dude, i dodged a bullet, after we broke up the ex got a mean case of brabies and now she’s knocked up.”

“i’m avoiding that brabid dude, i’d prefer to be mobile for the next two years.”
a bratty person who acts childish, foolish, or babyish
the boy was acting like a braby because he was being immature and sn-bby.
braby – somewhat similar to ‘baby’, but implies much more intensity or suggestive nature.
oh yeah, braby, let’s get this party started!
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come on over here and i’ll give you somethign to talk about, braby.

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