Bracket vioce
to comment on someones stupid/illogical action in a third person point of view to make fun of them, sometimes in a sarcastic manner. when using the bracket voice one must over pr-nounce every word they are saying for maximum effect.
when in text format add brackets to the words you want to say in the bracket voice.
matt: “where should i take us?”
dana: “drive to the main beach”
(matt takes the long way)
dana: “(he takes the stupid way!)”
matt: hahaha the bracket vioce!
corey: “i love my car so much, its gonna get me so much p-ssy!”
matt: “(he thinks hes sweet)”
john: “(the leafs loose again!)”
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