Bracketman
someone who remains dormant during the regular season but when the ncaa tournament comes around, they become an instant expert at bracketology
-standing in front of the water cooler-
steve – “sh-t, here comes bracketman”
bracketman – “louisville is tough this year but did you know boise state is 7-2 vs. the top 100 rpi?”
steve – “oh really? so are you just pulling this sh-t out of your -ss or did you really spend all night on espn.com just to make it seem like you’re a semi-interesting person?”
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