Brad Marchand


a hockey player for the boston bruins. known for being a cl-ssless piece of sh-t. biggest diver in the league with the biggest nose in the league, along side his sh-t head teammate milan lucic (also an -sshole).
“hey, you know brad marchand?”
“yea, i heard his nose is bigger than his d-ck!”

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