bradleyism
(noun) witty sayings by uninvited and frequent junior office intruder, who answers to brad, bradley or sir bradley. (note: the occurrence of a bradleyism in no way detracts from the instrusiveness of the unwanted visit.)
bradleyism #1: “too bad atkins doesn’t get rid of pure evil.”
bradleyism #2: “rub my b-m.”
bradleyism #3: “why would you want 6 inches of metal when you already have 12 inches of wood.”
bradleyism #4: “i’m old fashioned. i prefer roofies.”
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