Brahmin Penis

1. male organ of an aryan brahmin. traditionally, the smallest type of p-n-s known to mankind. as opposed to the shudra p-n-s, which is largest. 2. by extension, any small caucasoid or fair p-n-s in general. 3. a tiny unit of length, 2-3 inches.

after careful measurements, ancient s-xologists found the brahmin p-n-s to average less than 6 angulis (4.5 inches): “in accordance, hindoo males were thus categorized: shushah (hare man), the beau ideal of manhood. he is lithe & strong. being the counterpart of pudminee & a brahmin, his p-n-s corresponds in erection with the yoni {v-g-n-}. it is small (two or three inches), & proportionately thin.” (`the jewel in the lotus’. allen edwardes. ny: julian press, 1959, p.60)

yet, in brahminical culture, this smallest of p-n-ses is considered fortunate. this was especially true during the brahmanic dark ages: “if the p-n-s be small, the person will be rich” (brihat samhita, ch.21.7) & “if the nut be invisible, he will be a king; if the p-n-s be long and fallen, he will be poor” (brihat samhita ch.22.8). conversely, the m-ssive shudra p-n-s is considered the cause of poverty & distress: “the man whose linga is very long, will be wretchedly poor. the man whose linga is very thick, will ever be in distress. the man whose linga is thin and lean, will be very lucky; and the man whose linga is short, will be a rajah.” (the ananga ranga, trans. richard f. burton. benares: kama shastra society, 1885, ch.vii)
1. it is sheikh chilli’s wedding night.
chilli (pulls down pyjamas): oh my bibi! spread your legs so i can enjoy you!
sheikha (unimpressed): looks like your ancestors were brahmin converts!
chilli: why you say so?
sheikha: you have a brahmin p-n-s, that is why!
chilli: well … that would explain why i’m so chalaak (smart) & rich! if i had a shudra p-n-s, i’d be chootiya (dumb) & poor!
2. just like the smallest kind of p-n-s in the p-n-s caste system is denominated a brahmin p-n-s, biologists conventionally denote the smallest species of any animal as brahmin, eg. the brahminy blind snake, brahminy kite, brahminy starling, brahminy duck, brahminy bull & the brahminy river turtle.
3. muslim: it’s so funny – you brahmin boys have such microscopic lunds (p-n-ses)! haha! that’s why your brahmin females love us muslim boys!
brahmin: but you know what’s funnier: your muslim p-n-ses are still much smaller than those shudra p-n-ses!
muslim: not true!
brahmin: ask your bibis & b-n-s! whenever i go to a muslim mohalla for mutton biryani, i see so many of your orats with shudras! every muslim is a nawazish, every muslimah a ghasiti!
muslim: no … (d-ck shrivels up, sulks & goes away)
brahmin: that’s what happens when you don’t have a caste system!
4. q: what happens when a pandoo (brahmin) with an erection walks into a wall ?
a: he hits his nose first!
5. abdul: n-z-a, move that gl-ss one brahmin p-n-s to the right … yes, perfect!