Braided
a physiological state that occurs when a person has a high level of three different drugs in their system. for example-alcohol, cocaine, marijuana.
i was so braided last night that i stole jimmy’s pet python and tried to use it as a belt, and when that didn’t work i tried to eat it while screaming “bear grylls ain’t got nothin on me.”
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