Brain Cafe
a nice little cafe where you go to get brain or head or blow jays. you can find laura there with her little mouth and her beautiful kitchen. watch out though, its nappy. she gives dome for half the price. maybe get a coffee while your there? why not a doughnut.. maybe two if your fat. sit by the fire, give head!!! yay 🙂
” yo man, i’m goin to the brain cafe, they got dome fo free.. and i really want to see lauras kitchen .. that sh-t is out of control!!”
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