brain check


-noun
an offered or requested postponement of a thought. usually due to the influence of mind-altering substances. or being a moron.
guy 1 “dude ok so last night- ”
guy 2 “…..last night- what?”
guy 1 “sh-t son, i forgot, i’m gonna have to write you a brain check on that one.”
when a girl is dying to give you some head but you just aren’t in the mood for it — you ask her for a braincheck.
tim: vicky really wanted to give me a bl-w j-b last night…

ryan: so did she?

tim: nah, i had just hooked up with her room mate, so i asked her for a braincheck.
when a girl is dying to give you some head but you just aren’t in the mood for it — you ask her for a brain check.
tim: vicky really wanted to give me a bl-w j-b last night…

ryan: so did she?

tim: nah, i had just hooked up with her room mate, so i asked her for a brain check.

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