brain glitch


a temporary sp-cing out, or lapse in judgement where one makes an error in thought or -n-lysis.
he answered much more difficult trivia questions, but when asked the answer to 9 squared, he had a brain glitch.
then your brain has a random thought that could only pop up in a pedophiles mind. usually includes rape, kidnapping, free candy, white vans or small children age of 5-10 and then you think to yourself, what the h-ll am i thinking, fixing the glitch.
{example of brainglitch}

brain: that girl, she’s alone. n-body would notice if i…
you: what the f-ck am i thinking?

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