Brain-Weasels
a common condition where someone makes repeated grammatical errors, often followed by hysterical laughing and joking. the only cure for brain-weasels is to suffocate them by smothering the victim with a pillow.
cr-p, you’re infested with the brain-weasels! quick, smother him/her with a pillow.
-followed by a small footchase and a pillow smothering-
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