a post showing up on a social media page or group that is totally off topic, irrelevant or incoherent. it takes an average time of thirty seconds to click the link and read enough of it to realize it is a total waste of one’s time. for example, on a group with 7,000 members, that one post has collectively stolen an hour of life from those people.
i just clicked on that post on the embroidery group and had to watch a brainfart post of a stupid video of a puppy puking up a sock! did that guy really think the world of embroidery would be made better with that video??!!
- shipping mentality
the mindset in which a particular someone is continuesly shipped with every single person he/she speaks to. they are shipped regardless of age, s-x or current relationships boy 1: hey did you see sander speaking to any name at all? i ship it so much. boy 2: dude, that’s just shipping mentality, get real.
- mr harder
a name for someone who usually is a tech guy who works at schools and his way of fixing computers is very “g-y” he will reset a computer just for a broken keyboard key. mr. harder can you fix my computer? (2 days later…) okay, i got it fixed. (when you get back on your […]
the most extreme level of boredom ever guy 1: im so bored i might have to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolppokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq guy 2: omg
when your really excited as well as happy omg i’m so excited 😆
- muddy d*ck
during -n-l s-x when the receiver excretes on the d-ck of the person performing the acts. ethan – “yo luke, your mom gave me the maddest muddy d-ck last night” luke – “what does that mean” ethan – “ya know, your moms sh-tted on my d-ck”