Brainhump


scientists have now discovered that when two people who spend a significant amount of romantic time together, their brain waves synchronise. this is radio active and is loosely based on midi-chlorians (this has yet to be proven).

some have lavishly coined the term the ‘brainhump’. when two brain waves meet radioactively, word babies are sp-wned in the mouth of both individuals simultaneously.
boy: pick a random letter on the keyboard.
girl: ok

3 seconds later at the exact same time

boy: s
girl: s

boy: brainhump!!!
girl: brainhump!!!

boy:omg twins ;d

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