Brainiac


smart person
bush isn’t a brainiac
1: a british television show that was bought by g4tv, which contains funny, stupid, and just plain unneeded science experiments. it often involves the use of br–sts.

2: someone who’s life is dedicated to acc-mulation of all the world’s knowledge.

3: a big waste of -the omega master’s time.
“did you see brainiac last night? that chick was hot!!!”

“ned is too freaking smart, a regular brainiac.”

“why did i even bother to post up brainiac?”-the omega master
a person whose attempt at intelligence fails spectacularly. usually used sarcastically in the phrase “what a brainiac”.
“…and then his entire system crashed. what a brainiac.”
this term applies to people who are extremely intelligent. if a brainiac were a superhero, their brain would definitely be their secret weapon.
my boss paul is such a brainiac i don’t ever have to use google, he is my human google.
term of mild disrespect used to describe bright, studious people, such as scientists, chess-players or spelling bee champions. plural of brainiac. synonymous with certain usages of brain, geek, nerd etc.
only brainiacs hang out at the library for fun.
someone who is addicted to getting head.
girls love metaphor and i love em back, addicted to getting head, chicks call me the brainiac.

from the boondocks on adult swim

sarcastic. used when denoting someone’s lack of intelligence, i.e. they try an idea and it fails miserably.
“nice job, brainiac.” emphasis must be put on ‘brainiac’ or else it loses its effectiveness.

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