Brainlapse
this usually occurs early in the morning, and the period you can be affected by it will extend the less sleep you got the previous night. during a brainlapse, you forget where you were going, what you were doing and sometimes who you are.
brainlapsing is usually accompanied by a halt in movement until the brainlapse has p-ssed.
person 1: hey, person 2.
person 2: …
person 1: h-llo?
person 2: wha-
person 1: …
person 2: oh, right. sorry, i had a brainlapse. i was up late last night.
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