brainwank


the act of producing and communicating (in speech or writing) entirely expendable, untenable, unrealistic, baseless and often complacent ideas on all sorts of topics.
a: have you by any chance read erich von daeniken’s ´chariots of the g-ds`, in which he claims the tomb of mayan king pakal actually depicts an astronaut in his sp-ceship?
b: yeah, man. daeniken clearly is the charlie sheen of brainw-nking.

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