brakefast


when you’re in a rush to go somewhere in the morning, usually work, & you have to stop at a fast food place or convenient store to purchase breakfast. usually the person has to eat the meal while driving & it might distract them, which can cause an accident, hence brakefast.
guy 1: “hey, did you see that accident on rt.38 this morning ?”

guy 2: “ohh yeah, that was my friend sh-lly. she had a brakefast & almost totaled her car. lucky she was okay, but the medics said there was eggs, sausage, & pancakes everywhere & she had minor burns from spilling her coffee.”

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