Bralcolm-itis


the state of a relationship where the two partners are throughly afraid of each other, but neither will end it or admit it. the disease may include but is not limited to; avoiding each other, and not making eye contact. teasing by peers is common. you know that your relationship has bralcolm-itis when your mother likes him more than you do.
are they going to hang out after school?
of course they won’t, they have bralcolm-itis

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