Bralynn
bralynn is funny, caring, loving, adorable, loves outdoors, loves purple, loves neon colors, free spirited, great at sports, generally short, weird, popular, and is the greatest friend you could ever have!
person 1: i wish i was like bralynn!
person 2: me too!
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- frogballs
when a man has spent too much time at the wh-r-house and his b-lls turn green and moist with disease. pimp: why didn’t you take care of my customer? wh-r-: he had frogb-lls and i can’t afford another shot of penicillin.
- hung like a discus
to have a p-n-s that is very short and very thick. dave has a p-n-s that is only 1 inch long, yet it is 9 inches wide. his friends laugh and say, “oh that dave! he is hung like a discus”. they also call him a ‘f-gatron’.
- Croniq
1 part hpnotiq 1 part crown royal 2 parts 7up dave: i told steve to stop by the liquor store and pick up some croniq. d-ck: (confused) i don’t smoke weed, and why a liquor store? dave: no, no man, not chronic, c-r-o-n-i-q, its just hpnotiq, crown royal, and 7up!
- Corporate Gestapo
hr middle manager: i’m having a problem with a n-gg-r. corporate gestapo, please investigate. corporate gestapo: va voll, mein herr!
- HURLASS
when one hurls vomite thats very thick. often occurs after drinking, smoking, & partying too hard. dude, your hurling -ss.! dude, you hurled -ss on my girlfriend.! yo dude, this girl is hurling -ss in my back seat.! i smoked so much im about to hurl-ss.!