branded muffintop
a female with visible skinfolds protruding out over the top of the waistband on a pair of tight fitting jeans. this is a m-ffintop. what makes it a branded m-ffin top is the presence of a tattoo on the lower back.
females, mostly between the ages of 14 and 35 who choose a certain style of dress as follows. it starts with being overwright or slightly overweight as it related to height. the overweight or puggy female attempts to fit into jeans that are too small for her actual waist size. this results in the displacement of fat over the top of the waistband resembling the top portion of a m-ffin that sticks out over the wrapper. branded m-ffintops have a tattoo on their lower back and tend to wear shirts that are short revealing the m-ffintop.
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