Brandeis Handshake


the act of a guy going up to a girl from behind, grabbing her crotch, and starting to dance/grind with her at a party or club.

origin of name: brandeis university, a university whose men are alleged to be physically and socially awkward and inept with women.
j-p #1: oh my g-d! that guy just gave me a brandeis handshake

j-p #2: ugh, what a dork!

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