Brandon Mayer


another stupid scene r-t-rd who got “famous” through mysp-ce and facebook. with a “haters make me famous” att-tude, and a constant need for attention from 12 year old girls. claiming to be gay at 14 years old. his hair is pretty much dead from dying and ironing it, f-cking tw-t. he has done much to increase internet popularity, whoring himself out on facebook, mysp-ce, vampirefreaks and stickam and even sitemodeling.
hi i’m brandon mayer haters make me famous rawr xdd

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