brandon patterson
oh man! this is a handsome, beast of a man! he has no money, a cr-ppy job, and he lives in a closet in his best friends’ livingroom, but somehow, he manages to pull the s-xiest girls. this is a poorly dressed man and sometimes smells of milk and dirty socks. his moddo…”black socks are awesome because you don’t have to wash them! they always look clean!”
brandon patterson
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