Brandon Pettie


brandon pet-te is an inbred chach who comes off as a h-m-s-xual douche bag. brandon pet-te tends to hang out in cafeterias. another sign you might be dealing with a brandon pet-te is if he is wear solo beats by dre.
“yo did you see that brandon pettie at the super market?”
“yeah man what a douche”

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