Brandoned


taking intoxication to new animalistic levels. a step further than ‘wheritted’, but not quite as far as ‘brothers brandoned’
“dude, you were brandoned after that absolute chambulls in voddy revs last night.”

“i did 5 boxes of country manor – i was totally brandoned”

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