Brandonism
a religion created to follow a variety of gods. brandon is the term used to define a god-like figure and an almighty being.
in following brandonism, you are sharing the beliefs that there is an almighty god and that you yourself will earn the right to become a god once you have reached self control, integrity and wisdom. once you have reached these virtues, a wisdom beard shall be necessary in completing the process, and claiming your right as a member of brandonism.
“i follow brandonism as i helped save a boy from drowning today. i also learnt how to keep calm and i travelled to j-pan to learn the ways of the wise. i have now grown my beard and now am apart of brandonism.”
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