brandons grandpa
a man with a messiah complex often to be confused with g-d himself, this man will know everybody and everything and have done just about everything exceptional there is to do. some may even say he is and i quote “the sh-t”
hey did you know that brandons grandpa was actually elvis, george bush, muhammad ali, and shaq!
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