brannden


(n)

pr-nounced: bran-den

a rare breed of the “brandon” family. their numbers are quite small, believed to be under 100.

however, their small numbers do not take away from their awesomeness. in fact, due to their small numbers their awesomeness is multiplied by over 9000!!!! because there is less awesome to share with other “brannden”s, compared to a max, which suck because there are millions of them.
mom: i’m going to name him… brandon!
dad: how about brannden?
mom: huh, i just said that.
dad: no… no, you didn’t.

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