brannigan


a drunken and debaucherous night out with the boys drinking heavily, the happenings of which are seldom recollected and usually denied to the authorities. might result in ending up with a c-ntasaurus rex.
husband: i shant be home until late milady. us and the boys are heading out for a prolonged brannigan, expect me home tuesday with a splitting headache and two wenches by my side
wife: but i thought we were married…
this guy: can i join
husband: noooooo!!!
wife: tiger claw?
2 more definitions
free for all brawl or quarrel. also a drinking spree.
that guy’s likely to start up a brannigan with the mouth on him.
a modern day lady affliction whereby post bikini wax, one finds more hairs growing in than are growing out. can be used as both a verb and a noun (to brannigan is to permform a wax with such recklessness that it causes branniganation of the victim). brannigans can be identified by the delicate way in which they walk and a gentle odour of tea tree oil which wafts in their presence.

origin: there was a young lady named mich-lle brannigan
she had whiskers on her fannigan
they fell out and then grew in again
poor old mich-lle brannigan
begin again.
leila was in considerable discomfort. she had wanted to be smooth and hair-free on the beach that summer but instead, due to her beauty therapist’s incompetence, she would be nothing but a brannigan.

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