brapped
the condition of being trapped in bed because you can’t get past the mental barrier saying, “no, you don’t have to get up!”
teacher: hugo, why were you late to first period?
hugo: sorry teach, i was brapped!
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- Buff Gruff
extremely dense and co-rs- hair around the -n-s. individuals with buff gruff have difficulty with cleanliness and suffer from dingleberrys. jeb was completely turned off when he got a look at his girlfriend’s buff gruff for the first time. there was enough hair around the oring to knit a posh sweater. so he sent her […]
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