Brapt


a painful and loud bowel movement, containing loose p–p with many gas bubbles causing a “brapt!” sound as it exits. often the cracks, snaps and splatters of the brapt are accompanied by heavy breathing and moans of pain. the pain can be caused by cramps or the sting of the brapt it’s self.

if you catch someone brapt’ing at work, acknowledge by exclaiming “brapt brapt!” or “brrrrrapt!” as they p-ss by.
“bob is in stall 2 brapt’ing, he sounds like he is really struggling, you should go listen. he’s a champ. be careful, it smells something fierce.”
brapt comes from the sport of motocross when every bike was two stroke before the turn of the millenium.
brrapt is the onomatapeia used when jumping or drivng something such as a golf cart or a bicycle.
it is the sound the dirt bike make s when excelerated off the lip of a jump.
brrapt brrrrapt, brap brap, brap, brrrrrrapt(as you go around the track or just make the sound with your mouth during common day activities such as raking the yard)

and in the whoops it is: brra ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bap
see barap
brapt as you run up the stairs

Read Also:

  • codleflopping

    were the c-ck is floppy arter c-mming but the guy keeps going (codle flop s-x] eeeeew did you hear about ali codleflopping hannah!

  • Conga Shot

    an unannounced halo reach medal- killing three enemies with one shot of the sniper rifle. origin: conga dance- in which partic-p-nts form a long, processing line. i’m lining them up for a conga shot.

  • Dualta

    an irish name popularized by the waltar mackin book “the silent people”. the start of the name “du” (dubh in irish) means black, or dark. the name is likely to mean “dark boned” or “black limbed” dualta ~ a name

  • duberwacky

    sometimes spelt as dooberwacky. an item or ‘thing’ with no known name or an extremely technical name which isn’t known by the common m-sses. you need to take this duberwacky and turn it to the right so that it is aligned with control arm.

  • Dubhat

    the type of hat that is worn by the uk rap group n-dubz. that’s a sick dubhat, fam!


Disclaimer: Brapt definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.