Brass Clown


putting on a round, br-ss, clown nose, then sticking it up a person’s -ss while licking their taint.

a reverse br-ss clown is sticking the nose in a woman’s cooter while licking her -ss.

basically, it’s sticking and licking.

the term was invented by j.a. konrath in his book cherry bomb. any other br-ss clown definitions are false, and were stolen from konrath.
i put on my metal nose and gave that guy the best br-ss clown he ever had.

or

she was so into the br-ss clown, i lost the nose inside her and had to fish it out with a magnet.
when you’re getting a bl-w j-b from a hooker and right after you c-m on her face you punch her in the nose/facial area with br-ss knuckles.

usually will get you shot or arrested.
dude: “what did you do last night bro?”
bro: “sh-t, i got a hooker with an att-tude so i ended up giving her a br-ss clown.”
dude: “won’t that sh-t get you arrested?!”
bro: “not if you hide the b-tch somewhere it isn’t.”

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