brass monkey weather


extremely cold weather, used by people of sunderland and possibly newcastle (i am not saying the 2 are the same, don’t worry) as they are the only type of people who i have heard say it. “br-ss monkey weather” is called thus because the temperature is so cold that “it would freeze the b-ll-cks of a br-ss money”.
#1: boooar, its br-ss monkey weather!
#2: ha? what?
#1: it would freeze the b-ll-cks of a br-ss monkey
#2: genius.

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