Braunston


a quaint little village set in the shire, a short distance from the chav filled town of daventry. also home of incestuous country folk. mostly well spoken, not all related have not been for about 20 years. incest is now an urban legend.
daventry chav – ‘you’re from braunston enit’

braunston – ‘yes’

daventry chav – ‘you sh-g your brother enit’

braunston – ‘no’

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