Brawnbies
hairy, breast-like growths that develop on men. attributed to m-ssive over-eating (being a fat b-st-rd) can also be caused by drinking tap water laced with oestrogen.
can be seen at the beach and the swimming pool. usually accompanied by double chin, beer gut and sweaty pits.
brawnbies play an vital role in the truffle shuffle
“wow! that guy’s brawnbies are huge”
“wish i had brawnbies like that”
“would you like to have a feel of my brawnbies?”
“cover up your brawnbies dear, this is a family restaurant”
Read Also:
- Brianna and Courtney's Vlog
two silly, fun-loving, quite frankly, crazy college students vlogging about their every day life. this was inspired as a parody of joi and chelsea’s vlog. it has now moved far beyond that. 🙂 we post a new vlog weekly. we are currently in season 2 and have a lot more fun in editting this season. […]
- Brian Rochford
unreal at pro evo! my name’s brian rochford, i’m unreal at pro evo! k-fo: “d-mn i lost again!” mob: “you’re no brian rochford” lorcan: “yeah he’s unreal at pro evo!”
- bronze colleen
the act of having a female take a big nasty sh-t on your chest. once the dirty dump has been excreted upon your chest, the girl must push the sh-t up to your face and into your mouth with her tongue alone. the dirty colleen has rarely been done but is highly pleasurable to both […]
- bslw
b-tch sl-t lesbian wh-r- man that girl is such a bslw
- cunt duster
someone who has s-xual intercourse with a woman who has not had s-x in a while. as in, dusting hypothetic cobwebs from an unused c-nt. ‘tarquin sh-gged the queen? sh-t, what a c-nt duster.’ a 25-35 year old man who has s-xual relations with a woman who is 55-105 years old. therefore a man who […]