Braxton shits
contractions of the stomach, also known as false defocatory alarms or practice-poo contractions are sporadic intenstinal contractions that usually start around t-minus 10 minutes but not resulting in any ejection of chocolate logs. not experienced once the turtles head is peeping out, or if mr hankey is in the departure lounge, boarding p-ss and p-ssport in hand.
‘ere kayleigh – just been to the bog again – thought i needed a dump but it was only another bleedin braxton sh-ts ffs 🙁
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