Brazil Nut Job
death caused by the over-consumption of brazil nuts. the condition is referred to by medical authorities as selenosis, which can also include symptoms such as garlic odor on the breath, gastrointestinal disorders, hair loss, sloughing of nails, fatigue, irritability and neurological damage.
man 1: yo man, you hear about justin?
man 2: nah, what happened?
man 1: brazil nut job!
man 2: poor guy! i guess he had it coming with how many of those things he ate.
man 1: yeah, i guess we should’ve known. dude’s breath had been kickin like bruce lee for days now.
man 2: if we could only go back…
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