brazilian handshake
its when a latin chick wacks u off with one of her hands squeezing your b-lls.
last summer, i visited south america and this brazilian woman gave me the brazilian handshake .
an informal greeting usually used by brazilian prost-tutes and more commonly catholic school girls.
to preform a brazilian handshake, first grab the recieving guy’s junk, wheather through pants, or direct hand to shaft connection. next shake his tallywacker up and down for a few good seconds. never to be confused with a detriot socket wrench.
guy1: dude, i was standing in line for lunch, and this b-tch comes up and gives me a brazilian handshake infront of everyone!
guy2: whatever! i bet you’re going to tell me she asked for a swingset next!
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