Brazilian Wig
using the used cloth strips from an esthetician that have removed hair on them and putting them on your bald -ss head to make it look like you have some hair.
rupert: “dude, how did the hair club for men appointment go?”
curly: “far too expensive, but i cobbled this brazilian wig from the spa’s dumpster.”
rupert: “i guess the donor was a natural blonde!”
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